That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
foreskin is a definite game changer
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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