I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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