look no pants
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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