I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize