I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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