its not stalking. its research.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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