I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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