I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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