oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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You. Win. At. Life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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