"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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