it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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