i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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