So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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