i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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