Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
