Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
