If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
