he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize