I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I didn't notice because vodka
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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