Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've blown a few things in my day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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