There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
