She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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