Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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