Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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