it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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