yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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