why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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