your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im drinking this country out of the recession.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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