it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
