none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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