It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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