you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I am naked and annoyed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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