Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
