i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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