I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
