Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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