butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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