i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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