David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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