we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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