How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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