he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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