are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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