But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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