i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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