you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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