windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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