i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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