is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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