return my video game
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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