You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have demons in me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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