Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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