But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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