I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So much Jack, so little girl.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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